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作者: 迷絮 [catmi]

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真的很好笑....『老爸的英文情��』　摘自台�橙��
老爸一直以追到有校花之�Q的老��而自豪，但每次�v到�铽@老��芳心的致命�P�I的
一封英文情��，老��都笑的前俯後仰，��^我��一再催逼，老��K於拿出老爸��年
��o她的情��，看了真的是OH！MY GOD！很有一套喔！
Dear wang litte sister:�H�鄣耐跣〗�

From see you one eye, I shit love you.自�目吹侥愕牡谝谎�,我便�凵夏恪�

Your eyes close, I die? your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
��的眼睛�]上，我就死了，你的眼睛打�_，我又活�^�恚��的眼睛�H啊�H,我就死去活��?

Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也�S你不��得我,�]有�P�S,��你仔��看著我，你就��一��R情.

I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想��介�B一下自己。

I call Li big great. Toyear 25
我叫李大��,今年25(今天是today,那�N今年就是toyear.至於�ゾ头�成great吧！)

My home have four mouth *** -papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四口人..爸爸、��、我和弟弟。

I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一��好男人，在一家大公司上班。

I do early fXXk every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
我每天都做早操，�@�游��有��训纳眢w�肀Ｗo你。

Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life
��嫁�o我吧,否�t我�⑾黧��樯�,找��R�砹舜艘簧�。

(��在想不起「嫁」字怎�N翻�g，好在�^�X�`光,嫁�^�聿痪褪呛臀页宰≡谝黄稹Ｖ�
於「�R」字,也不��翻�g，不�^很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是�R。)

Like Your ***
喜�g��的人

地主发表时间: 12/09 13:23

回复: realpope [realpope]

论坛用户

这么好的情书到时候我也送给我老婆阿

可惜我现在还是还是单身~~hiahia

B1层发表时间: 12/09 13:32

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