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作者: pula [pula]

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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in
backseats cause children.
後排座位上的小孩会生出意外，後排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定著你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than
waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the
risk? "
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著别人工作。

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And
behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背後，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背後，都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not
the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，已婚的人很难再聪明起来。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many
relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put
off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找藉口，今天就要找好。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）

地主发表时间: 12/19 22:58

回复: newmyth21 [newmyth21]

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我也是这么认为的。

B1层发表时间: 12/19 23:10

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